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Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

reblogging for that comment

at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better

Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.

revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

(Source: cephalodogs)

yellowhappyman:

just-another-silly-fangirl:

stravaganza:

flourhoneyandmilk:

Jason: The first time I worked with Dobby, I said, “Where’s Dobby gonna be? Where should I look?” They went, “Well, wherever you look, that’s where we’ll put him.” So we’re up on a little platform for me to walk down and I would swing my leg viciously and as I went down the steps, I went … with the cane like that.

So Chris goes, “Cut. Okay, great. You slip or something?” And I went, “No, no, no. No, I just kicked Dobby down the stairs.” And he went, “Really?” He said, “What was the thing with the cane?” I said, “When he tried to get up, I bashed him on the head.” He went, “Cool.”

When he tried to get up, I bashed him on the head.

COOL

Brb, dying.

i thought this was gonna be another description of how dan adlibbed that line in this scene. but this is so much better!!!

curvynerdywordy:

pinkncamokt:

curvynerdywordy:

Can I have?

I shouldn’t complain, the PNW looks like a painting right now.

I drove to Lynnwood, Wa this week and the vines on the on/off ramps of 405 were 3 different colors and I kept telling my mom how amazing they looked.. reds, greens and yellows dripping down the ramp walls. =)

I’m not far from there. Just running errands today and my maple lined streets were taking my breath away. :)

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epicminion asked:

What was your plan? And soma!! :)

the-spooky-anteater:

Yup, shit went down trying to write this thing.  I do not recommend deleting fics you have yet to finish.  It does not do any good to one’s health.

Anyways, AHHHH CONSIDER THIS A PRESENT TO YOU ALL BECAUSE I REACHED MY NEXT MILESTONE AND I’M SO PUMPED THANK YOU ALL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

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"God fucking—where is everyone!" Liz shrieked to the heavens, clinging to her sister for dear life.  "Oh death, we’re lost and we don’t know where anyone is!  We’re going to die out here!

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butterflyshark:

dizmama:

ryuuhoho:

this is going to kill my hand jfc why did i decide this was how I wanted to do the hair wh y 

here is a MUCH HAIR tip that will probably make your life %10 easier!

pick any brush u want and freely sketch yo hair

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ctrl + click the hair layer to select it

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increment by 1 or 2 depending how thick you like your lines

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make a new layer under your hair layer

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fill with desired color

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I’m already almost done lining this hair monster but thank you so much for the tip I’ll use it the next time I draw shiroba!

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